HI FRIENDS MISSING YOU ALL- WILL BE BACK

I don't know just what to do-
I'm lying alone, thinking of you
I have to go but I want you to know
That I will miss you so

'Cause I am moving away
And I wish that I could stay
And I just wanna say
That I'll be back again

Want you to know that wherever I am
Whatever I do, I'll be thinking of you
And I hope do you understand
That we are always gonna be friends

'Cause I am moving away
And I wish that I could stay
And I just wanna say
That I'll be back again

The day is coming, and I'm so scared
'Cause I'll be so lonely without you there
But I will be back again

--LYRICS OF GREEN MILLE

DDFM : 04-Dec-2009 -- (DD's Certificate - A) Friday Special

One Rich elderly man got married and everyone started talking that he could not make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to check the possibility

The doctor suggested him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day to have a sperm count done.The elderly man came back the next day but to the surprise,the specimen cup was empty.

Doctor Smiling awkwardly, "What was the problem? Why it is empty."

Elderly man replied, "Well, i tried with my right hand...couldnot.So, I tried with my left hand... couldnot.Then with both hands and couldnot

My wife tried with her right hand... couldnot.With her left hand... couldnot. Then with her mouth... couldnot.

Then my wife's friend who lives next door tried with Right hand, left hand and mouth....still couldnot.

Doctor really getting mad asked, “What!, you even tried with your wife’s friend too?”

Yes, but still couldn't get the lid off, so please give me another one which can be opened.

Moral : It is through your words your intentions are read. So make it clear. Manage them to avoid others misunderstanding you.

DDFM : 03-Dec-2009 -- (DD's Certificate - U)

One day Ramu was teaching his son English lessons.

His son asked, Dad what is the difference between “Anger and Annoyance”.

Thinking Practical lessons could help him understand better, he took his iphone and called a random number and asked his son to watch.Opposite site said “Hello, May I know who is this”.

Ramu said ”Hi Somu, where are you,I am still waiting for you. The movie would have started”. “Sorry, can you check the number,there is no one called Somu here”-Opposite side

Ramu said his son, Now you can see what anger is!

He called the same number and Said “Somu, still not yet left the house?. Idiot.We are going to miss the first scene!". “You Idiot I already said No Somu is here. Next time if you call this number I will kill you. Useless rogue”- opposite end

Ramu smiling at his son, Do you understand what anger is?. Now see what is annoyance.

Ramu dialled the same number and Said,” This is Somu, can you inform Ramu that I will not be able to come to Movie today?.....

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Moral : There cannot be a best thing than to learn from your experiences. In general many learn from failures and fail to learn from Success. Dont leave them either.

DDFM : 01-Dec-2009 -- (DD's Certificate - U)

A Young man went to a doctor who is the best in the town.

Doctor had a thorough examination and was wondering at such a young age he contracted severe illness.

He said, “Young man, you have contracted severe illness. You shall give up drinking, Smoking, go to Bed early as well shall avoid sleeping with different woman”.

Doctor, I know that you are the best. But I think I don’t deserve the best one. Can you suggest the second choice!

Moral: Unless one prepare to give-up or accept the reason, he never tend to rectify

DDFM : 30-Nov-2009 -- (DD's Certificate - U)

Complains on over speeding were increasing too much in famous city

Traffic in-charge called all cops and ordered everyone to File 10 cases each day to get things in control

One cop found very hard and could finish his toll late in the duty hours.

While going back, he saw vehicle speeding up more than 80 and started chasing him.

The driver looking at police thought of escaping and further accelerated the vehicle.

Now it is 100, Police did not seem giving up

Crossed 120, still he was very close.

At-last the cop managed to make the driver to stop.

When cop checked, the driver was a little short guy and was looking quite funny.

To have some fun, cop said. “Hey I am tired of chasing you. You tell me a reason to convince why you were speeding up and I will leave you”.

Driver, being smart thought for a while and said…

“Sir, I am very sorry. Two days before my wife run away with a police officer. When I saw your car in the mirror, I thought it was that officer and trying to give her back to me.”

You can go….replied the officer.

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Moral: What 'was' is no more, what 'if' is just 'if' and What ‘Can’ is shall be Done. One shall develop the Attitude to first feel he can do it.