Thirukural

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

DDFM : 05-Nov-2009 -- (DD's Certificate - U)

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

Being a lady the admin clerk could not resist and rubs it
To their surprise a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, I'll give each of you just one wish and it shall be different from other

Thinking that she could miss right preference, Me first! Me first! says the admin clerk.
I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.
Poof! She's gone.

Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep.
I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.
Poof! He's gone.

The manager was staring at the genie with malice
Could not be waiting any more the genie said 'OK, your chance,
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office, after lunch.'


Today's Moral: Always let your boss has the first say
(Additional note, Boss also applies to YOUR wife)

1 comment:

  1. Sir, this is rajasekaran
    hope u r busy.. keep blogging for us

    ReplyDelete

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