A Chinese walked into a bar in Hollywood
To his surprise he saw his dream man, Steven Spielberg.
He rushed over and asked for his autograph.
Spielberg who was boozing to his upper limits said, "No way. You Chinese attacked our naval base in Pearl Harbor."
Astonished Chinese replied, "Sorry sir you are mistaken,It wasn't the Chinese who attacked Pearl Harbor. It was the Japanese".
Spielberg replied, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese; no difference!"
The Chinese felt hurt and retorted, "Then i too dont need your autograph as a relative of yours sank the Titanic and My grandma was on that ship."
With all the effects of boozing lost,the shocked Spielberg replied, " Are you mad,It was an iceberg that sank the ship and not my relative."
The Chinese said, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg; No difference!"
Moral : Be careful.When you dont like something happening to you, never do it to others....
Friends; In my opinion,Morals were carried in forms of Proverbs to generations from olden days.
It was made in such a way that they easily stay in the minds....
So whenever i get some, let me add them
--------> Basurang itinapon mo, babalik sa iyo"
(The garbage you throw away will return to you--- Filipino proverb)
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